I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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