I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Randomize
