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You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
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