Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
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