Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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