your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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