You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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