saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
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