I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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