As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I have demons in me.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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