i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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