i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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