I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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