When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
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