no, he came in my armpit
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
The struggles of a small town man whore
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
Randomize
