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When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
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