Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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