just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
tell me about the fingering
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