we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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