i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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