Dude my mom stole all your condoms
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
Randomize
