Why are handjobs necessary in class?
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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