woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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