I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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