Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
nut hugger
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
did i just pee glitter
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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