i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Randomize
