were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
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