Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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