Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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