where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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