why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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