: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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