I want to walk on stilts...naked
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
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