I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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