ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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