oh god the rape fog is back!
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
The air taste purple.
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