You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
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