Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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