he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Sober January is a disaster.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
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