these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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