dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
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