I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
too bad you live with your parents still
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
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