yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
No subtext here. People are naked.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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