I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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