we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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