So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
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