he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Randomize