Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I can feel your judgement through the phone
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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