My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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