The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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