just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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