Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
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