I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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