I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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