Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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