She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Someone shattered a urinal.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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